Finding out [M]y best mates gf is a size queen

This story took place a few years ago but I’ll try to do it justice.

I was running late as usual, I should have been at the resteraunt an hour ago, my best mate was having drinks with a small group of friends in the city and having just got off work I was in need of a drink and some good company.

After making myself look presentable, putting on a nice outfit and making sure my beard was trimmed and wasn’t a scruffy mess I hopped in my car and sped off to the resteraunt.

I got there far too late and it seemed to be winding down, I was still greeted with a cheer and a few hugs as I saw my best friend Tom and his girlfriend Emily. The table was filled with empty glasses and slowly one by one the group of 10 became 6 then 4 then eventually it was just the 3 of us.

Tom had an apartment in the city and was asking (slurring horribly) if Emily was going to stay at his tonight, she wasn’t anywhere near as drunk and told him she had all her stuff back in her house where she lived with her parents, who live even further from the city then I do.