The moment I’ve been waiting [f]or

Thump! Thump!

Terry’s penis was being quite moody today. He stared at its veiny shaft as it quickly swapped too and fro from stark raving hard to completely flaccid. As a result, terry’s penis head quickly slapped against the underside of the table and- thump! “Golly!” Terry exclaimed, “there is is again!”

“What’s the matter honeycakes?” Erica inquired as she went over the hair of her vagoo with a louse comb. Then she exploded because she was imaginary or something. Terry couldn’t hold it in any longer. “Well golly gee!” he shouted as his bowels let loose, “this day just could not get any worse. Then it hit him. It was perfect. A shit-eating grin shot across his face and his heart fluttered with anticipation. With a click of his heels Erica appeared again before him, her pussplace hairier than ever before. “I am expressing that I am female in a sultry manner. Furthermore, I would like to have sexual intercourse with you” Erica said, in a way that females talk. She then raised her armpits, and through the jungle of fuzz, terry could see that her armpits too were hair ridden baby-slots.