Today marks the one year anniversary of my dirty reddit account. I have another that I use for my regular non porno things. This one I started to make my porn searching on reddit easy. After a few weeks of using it, I stumbled upon this wonderful sub. I’ve posted several times on this sub, each of which related to something that has happened in my sex life. My wife and I are super normal people in every aspect of our lives, including our sex life. We both are totally okay with this. We both have full time jobs. We like sports. We are involved with our families as much as possible. See? Super normal. When it comes to sex, we have sex at least once a week. (We have kids and I work early, so late night fuck-fests are a thing of the past) We have our share of toys (all vibrators and such for her) and lubes but nothing crazy. But when we have sex it is very hot and passionate. We are evolving in our “kinks” if you will, and are getting more vocal with them. We have a healthier sex life now, than we did years ago.
Author: the1forwork
[M]y Girl[F]riend Made Me Paint The Art Room Wall At Our High School Dance. [Long]
I’ve written a few of these in the past and they have always been rather long. Today’s story might not be as long as some, but I will be sure to not skimp on the details nor my usual “humor”. I try my best to tell the story how it happened as if you were there witnessing it like some kind of “go-pro voyeur” who knows my thoughts too. Not trying to talk down on anyone who shares their stories, but I’m not a very big fan of the “We fuck. I cum. She cum. Best. Sex. Ever. The end.” stories.
As always, I’m not a writer. These are written while I’m at work about past experiences in my actual life. They are not perfect nor is my spelling or grammar. Please understand that and enjoy!!!
For the sake of this story I will mention that we were in high school, but we were both over 18. Don’t wanna get in trouble for any underage hijinks. Because come on, we all know that never happens… /s
This is the story about the time when my girlfriend at the time (who is now my wife, we’ll call her B) made me cum at the school dance.
Drunk Wifey blows [M]e after a party while I drive and order our [F]ood.
I have written for this sub a few times now, and I really enjoy it. It’s pretty cool knowing that even a few people are interested enough to read what I have to say. I hope these stories excite you as much as they excited my wife and I while they were happening.
I tagged it as “funny” although it could be “public” too. Not really sure how the tagging goes.
Just to give a bit of a disclaimer again. My stories have been pretty lengthy. I do my best to give details and paint the pictures as best I can. The stories I write up, with never be “We had sex. It was great. The End” Although, any contribution to this sub is appreciated. That is just not my style. My style is to try and be as real as possible. I want people to believe what I’m writing and never worry as to if it happened or not.
I’m not Brad Pitt and my wife is not Scarlett Johansson. We are extremely average people. But, to each other, we are not. I haven’t used our names yet, so I apologise if anything seems “off” with the story telling. I don’t want to use fake names, as that to me, seems disingenuous. I apologise for any grammar issues, forgive them and enjoy the story if you can.
The time [M]y wife and I got drunk and [F]ucked after a wedding with lots of public groping. This is another super long sorry, so be warned.
As I’ve stated before, my wife and I have a pretty awesome sex life. We aren’t constantly going at it, but we have a really good understand and mutual respect for one another. If someone isn’t in the mood, the other doesn’t push. If someone is, well, you get the idea.
This story talks about a wedding that we went to several years ago. We had been married ourselves for at least 5 years at this point. As my other posts have indicated, I am usually pretty drawn out with my stories as I like to explain and even over explain things to get the story across. I try to write these up the way I’d tell them to a friend. So here is that disclaimer again, if you do not like long posts, don’t read this. If you want a good read, a few laughs, and maybe get your motor running a little, please read this. I happily welcome any input, comments, questions, or smart remarks on it though.
Skip to the “////////////” part to go right to the wedding where side/back story is minimal but still gets you involved in the night.
The time [M]y girl[F]riend made me cum while driving her home.
I hope you wonderful people enjoy the story I’m about to share. It’s about exactly what the title says.
First off, this is going to be a suuuuper long read. So if you don’t like novels, don’t read this story. I understand that it’s called r/gonewildstories and not r/gonewildnovels, but it’s a story none the less that I took the time to recapture for y’all. So enjoy!
I apologise for any issues in formatting as I’m posting this from my phone. Here we go!
My wife, then girlfriend and I had spent our nights like most people our age. We would do some making out, maybe play some video games, watch a movie or some tv, and probably polish off a frozen pizza. It was a wonderful life. We were both still in high school and lived with our parents so unfortunately, all of the great evenings we had would eventually come to an end.
I would drive her home almost every night we spent together. Her parents were much more strict when it came to us spending time together. *Spoiler Alert* They had every right to be nervous about us being alone, as we had sex constantly. And when I say constantly I mean it. Go back to the standard itinerary for our evenings and put “have sex” in between each and every one of the things listed. That’s about right.
[M]y wife hates cum…I think (definitely a bit long for some, but it’s something I’d like some opinions on) TL;DR included also crossposted on r/sex but failed on my first attempt.
To start off, my wife and I have been together for almost 15 years. High school sweethearts, first and only “everythings”. We both love each other very much and would never make the other uncomfortable in any situation. We have a pretty consistent sex life and are both satisfied in bed. (To my knowledge, that is. She’s not writing this, but I’ve only heard positive input on her end) I apologise in advance for any grammar issues. I ain’t always so good with the words…
There will be a TL;DR at the end if you don’t want ALL of the details. And if people want, I’d happily share other stories from our sex life as some things are exciting but realistic. So please give me some input
And a designated point that starts the recent story that makes me wonder on her feelings. So skip to the “//////” or the “TL;DR” if you are so inclined.
Sorry if the formatting is weird. This is being typed up on my phone.