So… I made a throw away because my friends know my actual account on here
This won’t be a long story but I had to tell someone haha. So last night one of my friends through a party and I was a little too drunk to drive home so my best friends older brother offered to take me home if I gave him gas money. He’s normally an asshole and I’m pretty sure he hates me but it was better than crashing in a house full of other drunk people so I took him up on the offer. Well when we got to my house(yes I still live with my mom?) I realized I left my purse at my friends house so I told him I’d pay him the today when I came back to get my car. He was kinda pissed, and said “I’m gonna start just charging blowjobs so you can’t use the I lost my purse BS”. (This was a little shocking because 1. I’m bisexual but it’s no secret to anyone that I prefer women, and 2. He’s got a pregnant gf who he’s been with for 4+ yrs) but I can’t lie it was kinda hot at the same time and me being a little drunk and having no filter I smarted off and said “if I blew you you’d owe me for the ride home.” Well he called my bluff and started unzipping his pants and let’s just say I understand why his gf is always so happy lol. So it’s safe to say I didn’t waste any time holding it and he found out really quick I don’t have a gag reflex and now I don’t owe any gas money lol