Author: thatsgonewrong

I got to break the dry spell of the 30-something ginger MILF next door. It was fantastic, just like her new tits! (Long) [MF]

I have been single for a while now…like 4+ years. I Got divorced a few years back after I did some really stupid shit, but the marriage had been failing for a while. Work took me to the southwest a bit before COVID, and I was more or less trapped in my neighborhood for the duration. That doesn’t mean things were boring.

Jessica is the subject of this story. She was my next door neighbor. We lived in a semi-private community in a pretty nice neighborhood. It’s the kind of place where everyone’s backyard is surrounded by a white, 6’ high concrete wall. When I moved in, she and her husband had recently had their second kid. Jess is an RN and right from the get-go, we got along well.

The weekend after I’d finished moving, I was in my backyard with my dog, Willy. He’s a half-border collie/lab mix and I was playing fetch with him by throwing a frisbee in my pool and making him jump in to get it. He loves this game, and the length of the pool was one of the reasons I bought my house. It’s really long and narrow, with a sort of bench on one end and a 18” deep “Baja step” on the other end, so the dog can easily get in and out. Read more »

[MF] (Long) Post-divorce adventure with the a hot Dr.

It’s been [six months since my divorce kicked off, and simultaneously, I fucked and impregnated my 22 year-old coworker](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/6d4kj9/mf_if_youre_going_to_blow_up_your_life_might_as/). The fling with my coworker is long past, she moved across country, but still occasionally drunk-snaps me her tits, which is nice. My ex-wife and I are mostly on okay terms, terms are finalized, so that’s behind me.

Anyways, onto the topic at hand. In July, my company relocated offices. I share a small office suite with a few other guys, but we’re all road warriors in some form, so it’s frequently empty. We share a floor with an agency staffed with Drs and nurses who do house calls.

Shortly after we’d settled in, I’m at my desk and I notice someone pull in and park. My attention focused with I saw a woman, early 30s, average height, very blonde, and very fit (judging by her very tight workout attire) step out. I’m usually pretty discrete, but sitting alone in my office, I didn’t really think about the fact that she might be able to see me. So, I gawked, mouth agape, at her as she got out of her car, and walked to the enterance. Read more »

[MF] If you’re going to blow up your life, might as well go all out – Part 3 – I’m on a BOAT!

[Part 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/6d4kj9/mf_if_youre_going_to_blow_up_your_life_might_as/)

[Part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/6dj71j/mf_if_youre_going_to_blow_up_your_life_might_as/)

So, here we are. She had the procedure yesterday morning, so I officially won’t be becoming a father. No complications, she’s home and doing fine. That’s about all I’m going to say about that.

Saturday I had to take care of some pre-divorce stuff. We own a boat (Sea Ray SDX 270 OB) that sits in the channel in our back yard. I want to keep the boat, so Saturday a friend and I met at the marina, and I signed the paperwork on a slip. My plans were to relocate the boat there Sunday, so I left my car there and a buddy drove me home Saturday evening.

I hadn’t seen Leah since last weekend (except a little bit at work), and she snapped me Saturday asking if I wanted to get together Saturday night, which I would have, except I didn’t have a car. I told her she could come with me Sunday, and accepted. It’s always nice to have an extra set of hands, so I offered to pick her up at a pier near her apartment. When she got on the boat, she she was wearing jeans’s and a windbreaker. She looked nice, but nothing overly sexy, if anything I thought she was a little over dressed for the weather, since it was already in the mid-70s and the skies were clear. Read more »

[MF] If you’re going to blow up your life, might as well go all out! – Part 2 [cheating]

[Original post here, in which I cheat on my wife with a super young coworker who gets pregnant](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/6d4kj9/mf_if_youre_going_to_blow_up_your_life_might_as/)

I’m writing this while I’m on a layover in Denver. I mentioned in a previous post that what I’d written was actually from two weekends prior (may 20th). She sent me the pregnancy text results on the 13th, and I’ve been traveling a bunch since then. I’m flying home today, and I’m actually staying in a hotel until Thursday. I’ve been scheduled for some more travel next week, so I’ll be overseas from June 1st through the 8th, so I cancelled my extended stay hotel reservation for now.

As for my wife, we’re more or less fine, still. She told her parents, to what level of detail I don’t know, but I got an email from her mom saying how disappointed they are that we can’t find a way to make things work. I haven’t told my family, but will this weekend (they don’t live near me). Two of my wife’s friends unfriended me, so I assume they know, one hurt a little, since she was cool, but the other was a fucking bitch, and I’m happy to be rid of her from my life. Read more »

[MF] If you’re going to blow up your life, might as well go all out! [cheating]

Where to begin? Sorry, this is long…scroll to TL:DR for the sexytimes.

Last fall my company hired someone to help out with clerical work, some light marketing and sales support. She was the niece of the owner. She had just wrapped up her undergrad and was looking to get experience. Her name is Leah, and she’s 22. I’m a 6′ tall, 34 year old white guy, with short brown hair, and nothing special to look at, but not ugly or anything.

I knew Leah would be a distraction the first day in the office. This girl was just incredibly hot, and had a natural flirt-iness to her and a fierce sarcastic streak that I loved. I’d guess she was at least 5’10”, really fit (turns out she’s big into yoga and running). She looks a lot like the lead actress in Split, but with jet black hair and olive skin.

Back in January, we got paired up to work on a large event together. It is a conference in Vegas, and we’d be taking a bunch of people from my company and customers out there. The result was that her and I spent a bunch of time together planning this, and naturally got to know each other pretty well, as tends to happen when you work 70+ hours a week together. Read more »