Author: thatonetimeguy

[MF] That one time I accidentally got laid

I lived with my best friend for a while right after highschool, and we threw a lot of big parties. We’d generally invite all of our same friends and they would just bring people as they saw fit so we had a big flow of new people coming every weekend as we built a reputation. One Friday everything was going as usual, we get off work (we worked hvac together), go home and start prepping for a long night of various drugs and alcohol.

We get everything set up, beer pong table in the living room, backroom cleaned up, drinks in the kitchen, get ourselves ready and our friends start showing up around 8. We do the normal party things, just drinking and hanging out, loud music, a little belligerence happening. We ended up meeting a few new girls through one of our friends, kamryn, Sam and Sarah. Read more »

[MF] That one time I realised my Asian kink (long)

I dated this girl for a couple of months that I was really into in high school, she was really cute, funny, smart, kind of the whole package. The only downside was that she did not want to have sex before marriage, like at all. Everything else was good though so I was ok with it.

One Friday I’m hanging out with my buddy and his girlfriend invited us to a party. Her friend was watching her parents house while they were out of town so she was having a “get together”. I was hesitant at first because in highschool her friends were always kinda weird but my girlfriend had something else to do so I figured what the hell.

We got stoned and showed up that night like 2 hours after everyone got there, and let me tell you we walked in to pure chaos. It was only like 10 or 11:00 and pretty much all of these people were wasted. As I suspected it was mostly the weird kids from highschool but now they were grown and unleashed. Read more »

[MF] That one time I lost my virginity

My senior year I started dating this girl, Keara. She was cute; petite(5’1), blonde hair, nice ass and about a c cup. She texts me one day saying her mom was out and she wanted me to come over to hang out. I didn’t have a car at the time so I decided I was gonna walk all the way to her apartment complex, ya know, because I was a horny 18 year old.

So after about an hour+ walk I’m almost there and she tells me her mom isn’t going anywhere, but we could find somewhere to hang out. I was super bummed out but figured I’m already here I might as well stay a while. I get there and we met up in the parking lot, and talked while we walked to a secluded spot behind one of the apartment buildings.

She had just come from a friend’s house and she was stoned so she wasnt being shy at all, we were making out for a while behind the building and she started rubbing my dick through my jeans. Then like a lightbulb turned on she hops up and says “come on I have an idea”. So again being a horny 18 year old I do as im told. Read more »