My uncle from my dad’s side was our favorite uncle. He has a great sense of humor, drove a great car (Challenger) and was always talking about how many times he got laid. He was a Marine so whether it was on base or in the Middle East, he had great stories.
Whenever he came to visit us, my mom would let him stay in my room so we’d talk about his travels. I knew he was a bit of a perv as well because when I was younger, he’d love to tickle me, play with my feet and blow raspberry’s on my stomach.
But after a deployment, he came straight through Austin to visit us. Like old times, my dad said he could stay in my room. I had just turned 18 ;) so was happy to have my favorite uncle sitting up late with me. He brought some beers in the room, rolled out a sleeping bag on the floor, stripped down to his shorts and told me to do the same.
So we’re sitting around talking and shooting the shit and getting drunk, when he asks me if I have a girlfriend. I tell him I do.