I (M43) attend a lot of functions at the Fox Grove event center, but I hadn’t yet met Beth (F34), the new bartender, before Friday night. Carlos was behind the bar as usual, and he said Beth was working out great in her first week. She had already tended solo but tonight was going to be busy so Carlos had her here assisting.
Beth was at the tap so I ordered a beer. She said little but gave me a sly smile. As I was I heading back a few minutes later, I noticed her undoing a button on her blouse. She smiled the same way, introducing herself.
Resisting the temptation to tell her I could read her name tag, I said “I’m Cobb. But some girls call me Daddy.” She smiled. “I’m sure some girls call you asshole too.”
It took me a second. “Some girls need a spanking,” I retorted. “Thanks for the beer.” Again she gave me that impish smile. I was pissed that she’d one-upped me, though I eventually almost totally forgot about it.