I’m flight attendant [F] and I know everything about sex on a airplane PART 3

The funniest questions I hear from passengers when they press the flight attendant call button

I’m not going to go through the standard requests like give me water or when we get there and how safe the plane is. Here we go:

– I want to ask you out on a date after the flight.

– How much do I have to pay you for lavatory sex?

– Can I have sex with my partner in the lavatory?

– Please sell me your underwear, your stockings, your shoes.

– Can I touch your leg?

– I’d really like to smell your shoes.

– I’m very horny. What should I do?

– Here’s my phone number, please call me. I want to get to know you better.

– Can I take a picture under your skirt?

– I’ve always wanted to make out with a flight attendant, please help me.

– Do you have sex with pilots?

– I need to masturbate urgently, please help me.

– I’m afraid to fly and sex is the only thing that can calm me down.

When I hear someone having sex in the next room, it really turns me on [F]

When I stay in a layover hotel after flight I often can hear someone having sex in hotel’s next room and it always turns me. It was the same yesterday. A couple was having sex and the girl’s moans were so passion and sexy. But I was sharing a room with my crew member and so I was just very gently touching myself under the blanket. Of course, she heard those moans and it’s quite possible that it turned her on too, I don’t know.

The girl was moaning and saying something in a language I couldn’t understand, but I’m sure she was asking the guy to fuck her even harder. I would really like to cum, but I can’t do it quietly. They fucked for ages and I can still hear her passion and gentle voice in my head. She cummed so beautifully and sweetly.

I found a new way to delay ejaculation [FM]

It often happens to me that guys with whom I have sex cum quickly, because they are mostly younger than me. I like long sex and I need to cum at least two times to be satisfied. I used to just let a guy cum the first time and then it was enough to wait for 20 mins, give a good blowjob and you could continue sex again. But this waiting was killing me because I also wanted long passionate sex with a hard cock.

I’m 33 and a few days ago I had sex with a 21-year-old guy. Within 10 minutes I knew he wanted to cum. He put me on my knees to cum on my face but I got so mad that I first slapped head of his dick and then bit his balls. He was so surprised and shocked that he just stood there with his mouth open and couldn’t say a word. And he didn’t cum, but his cock was hard as iron. And we continued sex and every time he wanted to cum, I just slapped his cock a few times. It really works. Try it, as soon as you feel ready to cum just slap the head of your cock. You are welcome.

I stroke to my friend’s boyfriend while she was sleeping next to us [FM]

Now I’m 33 and I’m still a real magnet for sexual adventures, but sometimes I think back to my crazy times as a student. There are stories that I’m not only ashamed to write about, but also ashamed to remember. But some I will tell you. At university I had a very close friend, we are still friends with her, but what happened that night I will never tell to her.

We were having another student night out. Her boyfriend came over and we were all just having fun together, singing karaoke. My friend and her boyfriend had been dating for a few months and they were very serious, so serious that they are now married and have two children.

There were like 15 people and a lot of us just couldn’t get away anymore and stayed the night in our dorm. Everyone slept anywhere, on the couch, floor, table. There were three of us on my bed, me, my friend and her boyfriend. She was fast asleep and I was too. Her boyfriend was in the middle and we were between him. I turned my back to them and had already closed my eyes, but I felt him stroking my ass. Yes, we were not sober and I thought maybe he confused me with my girlfriend, I turned my head and met his gaze. I was perturbed, but at the same time I felt a little excited. And I liked this guy too and my friend told me that he had a big and cute cock.

Masturbating in a hairdresser shop [F]

This morning was my first time masturbating in a hairdresser shop. Very comfortable wearing only a short light dress, no panties, and completely covered by cape. I had my hair done by a cute girl with a very revealing cleavage, and she didn’t even realize that I had cum while she was cutting my hair.

There were a lot of people around me, and that turned me on even more. Yes, now I know another nice way to spend my time at the hairdresser shop.

The gentle hands of the female gynecologist turned me on [FF]

Every two months I am contractually obliged to be examined by a gynecologist. For some reason a lot of people think it’s a nice and fun procedure and many girls go for it with pleasure. Not really, I do not really like this process, especially since gynecologists are sometimes not very gentle. And rightly so, they look at different vaginas every day for 100 times and they are not surprised.

But this time something completely different happened to me. I sat in the chair as usual, spread my legs, closed eyes and just waited for this nice girl to finish examination. Suddenly I loved the way she gently touched my pussy, asking questions in a very calm and gentle voice. She was doing all the same things that all gynecologists do, but this time I really felt sexually aroused.

She inserted the vaginal speculum into me so gently and carefully and began to move it apart gently stroking my thigh. It was very cool. I felt my pussy lips swell up and got wet. I was really turned on and she knew it, but she didn’t say a word, just looked at me mysteriously. Although she was wearing a mask, I realized that she smiled at me and understood everything.

The girl jerked off the cock to the guy to calm him down during the turbulence [MF]

A lot of people are afraid to fly. Especially when turbulence begins. At this moment, almost all passengers look with fear at the flight attendants and try to understand from our id everything ok or not. It is our duty to smile and reassure passengers. This time I was serving economy class and during the climb we got into turbulence.

A young couple was sitting in the cabin and it was clear that the guy was very afraid and his girlfriend was trying to calm him down. After a couple of minutes, I noticed that she was imperceptibly jerking off his cock under the blanket. The guy was no longer afraid and just sat with a blissful face and closed eyes.

I watched him and finally realized from his facial expressions that he had cum. He immediately became calm and cheerful. I saw through his trick right away. Very often guys pretend to be afraid of flying just to make a girl make them feel good. The cunning guy was lucky this time. And his girlfriend, by the way, was very beautiful, just the type I like.

Pink eye becuase of semen [FM]

After my husband cum on my face, a drop of sperm got into my eye and of course it turned pink. And I had to go to work. It was interesting when everyone asked me what happened. I asked them to guess from 5 attempts why my eye is pink, but no one could tell the correct answer. A little later I met my colleague and
smiled and guessed the first time – did the sperm get there? I was shocked. As it turned out, she had the same thing a couple of days ago. Just for note, she is not married.

[My photo in the shower right after](https://i.imgur.com/5FW1kij.jpg) that facial

Blowjob in cinema while watching new Batman [FM]

First of all, I want to apologize to the all fans of Batman and DC, but I really didn’t like the new Batman at all. My hubby and I went to the cinema. I tried to figure out what was going on there, honestly, but I didn’t succeed… was so bored, same as my hubby.

There were very few people in the hall, no one behind us and my hubby just put my hand on his cock. With one hand I stroked him and with the other I play myself. I cum first and my hubby filled up my mouth. I always carry wet wipes with me and this time they also came in handy.

All that I remember from the movie, I cum at the moment when the city began to flood with water. That’s it.

[Photo I took right after the movie ended](https://i.imgur.com/3Zt6Cy1.jpg)

PS: Chrisitan Bale and Heath Ledger best forever!

Orgasm on exercise bike [F]

I back to the gym again and on the first day I realized that I had to wear only dark shorts on an exercise bike. Everything was fine for the first 5 minutes.

Cute guy with a girl in front of me did a butt workout and I stared at his elastic buttocks, imagined how they would go to the shower together after the gym and did not notice that I began to increase the bike speed and get horny. I heard in my mind the sound of me slapping his juicy ass.

The seat rubbed against my crotch and I realized that I was going to cum soon, but when I cum, everything between my legs becomes wet. And I was wearing only tight shorts of green color. The seat of the bike rested heavily on my crotch and I rubbed against it and felt how everything was getting slippery and wet. There was no way back and I came very hard.

No sound. I just squeezed the handles of the bike and the seat with my hips. It was very cool. And of course, a big wet spot was growing on my shorts. I was shaking all over from orgasm. I quickly covered my shorts with a towel and looked around. It seemed that everyone would be staring at me.