The funniest questions I hear from passengers when they press the flight attendant call button
I’m not going to go through the standard requests like give me water or when we get there and how safe the plane is. Here we go:
– I want to ask you out on a date after the flight.
– How much do I have to pay you for lavatory sex?
– Can I have sex with my partner in the lavatory?
– Please sell me your underwear, your stockings, your shoes.
– Can I touch your leg?
– I’d really like to smell your shoes.
– I’m very horny. What should I do?
– Here’s my phone number, please call me. I want to get to know you better.
– Can I take a picture under your skirt?
– I’ve always wanted to make out with a flight attendant, please help me.
– Do you have sex with pilots?
– I need to masturbate urgently, please help me.
– I’m afraid to fly and sex is the only thing that can calm me down.