Author: TerraFormer001

The weirdest and funniest requests I get on reddit [F]

First I apologize for my poor English, it is not my first language and I live in Asia at the moment

I do not often get to check the reddit chat and there are sometimes 10000s of requests, I try to answer all when I have time, but sometimes I come across such requests that make me laugh or make my hair stand on end. In this post I want to tell you about the most amusing queries. But before I do, I want to clarify something. Yes I have a very high sex drive, yes I love sex very much.

Yes I’m married but that doesn’t stop me from having sex with other guys and girls, but for some reason a lot of people think it’s enough to text me like: “Hey Hey, I wanna fuck you right now” and I’ll kinda leave everything and rush to the other end of the world just to satisfy his desire. Are you serious? I don’t fuck everyone around me! I only have sex with people I like and am interested in.

And now I’ll tell you about the funniest requests. Read more »

You never know how much sperm will go into your mouth [FM]

Believe my experience, the amount of sperm does not depend on height, weight or body type. It’s always like a lottery when I feel a guy is ready to cum, I take his cock in my mouth and that crucial moment comes. You have to be ready for anything. I have a very small mouth, so not much sperm goes in there either. And the sperm does not just flow out of his cock, sometimes it shoots out a powerful jet that hits right in the throat, at this point, the most important thing is not to choke.

The main thing is to keep as much sperm in your mouth as possible while the guy is cumming and even after he comes you have to try to suck the rest of the sperm out of his cock. The only way out is to open your mouth a little so that the excess flows out.

And do not forget that in addition to sperm that fills your mouth there is also a cock, which, by the way, when he begins to cum, becomes even bigger and harder Read more »

Good morning girls [FF]

One of the most unforgettable feelings is when I sleep on belly with one leg bent and the girl I spent the wild night with gently wakes you up, caressing anus with her gentle tongue. And at the same time her little hands are lightly massaging my buttocks. Good morning, everyone. Time to get ready for work.

I like watching myself in mirror during sex [FM]

I like to look at myself in the mirror when I’m having sex. It really turns me on, just like when I watch my intimate videos.

My favorite pose is the doggy facing the mirror and see the guy having me from behind with one hand grabbing my hair. I think this is the most effective pose that nature gave us.

Pay attention to the animal world, there the male dominates the female and he is always on top. In this position, when I look at myself in the mirror, I can cum two or even three times. The tighter the guy holds my hair and the deeper his cock enters me, the stronger my orgasm will be. And one hand is for sure to squeeze my thigh hard.

By the way, I found another way to make a guy cum very fast. In the doggy pose, the guy has to stand still. All the movements are done by me at the same time playing with my ass. No one could take more than a minute. So use mirrors during sex.. It’s very hot and feels like you’re watching another couple having sex in front of you.

Hey strangers, check out my boobs [F]

Last night we checked into the layover hotel around 10pm, the weather was nice and I decided to take a walk. In one alleyway I noticed a car that was shaking slightly.

I am an experienced girl and immediately understood what was going on there. There were not many people around and I decided to make a kinky thing. I was wearing short shorts and a tight blouse.

I went to the car, the windows were heavily tinted so it was impossible to see what was going on inside. I just stood at the window and pulled out my tits and wrinkled them.

A woman’s laughter could be heard from inside the car. I laughed, too, and quickly ran out of there. I don’t know who was there, but I’m sure I made the sex memorable.

Somehow I’m sure there were girls there because I didn’t hear any male laughter. Good luck girls! I hope you had a good time and were able to check out my tits too.

Another couple joined to Mile High Club during flight [FM]

Today during the flight a woman came up to me and tearfully asked to help her, she whispered so no one else would hear. Her daughter and the boyfirend they were flying with to meet his parents had locked themselves in the plane lavatory and would not come out for a long time.

She was very afraid that they would be arrested. I was sure that the lavatory was not occupied for a long time because we were watching it. Five minutes seemed like an eternity to that woman. I went to the door of the lavatory and when I put my ear I heard soft moans.

Another young couple had decided to join the Mile High Club. Of course I didn’t bother, I just let the woman know it was okay. A minute later the lavatory door opened and a happy guy came out, followed by a girl in a short dress at a. We made eye contact and she was terrified, she realized I knew everything and thought I would turn her in to the police. I just smiled at her and winked, she relaxed and smiled back at me and went to her seat, but her gait was a little strange. It’s the same kind of gait I have after anal. Read more »

I’m flight attendant [F] and I know everything about sex on a airplane. PART 4

Now I’m checking the today’s flight plan and manifest and realize that this time the crew is the most extraordinary!

I personally know everyone who is going to be in the crew and have flown with them before, but here’s the fun part:

1. Both pilots are gay and they’re a couple who live together.

2. The two flight attendants are lesbians and they’re a couple who live together too.

3. An engineer who I had sex with twice is flying with us as a passenger

4. I saw them all naked and some of them I even heard having sex

5. All of them had homosexual experiences.

6. All have had group sex experiences.

7. One of our flight attendants doesn’t wear panties and bras like me and month ago, she woke me up at 5 a.m. in hotel and asked to borrow her anal lube during a layover in SIN.

8. Everyone knows who has fucked who and is fucking who now

9. The Chief of Maintenance who prepared our plane for the flight is transgender Read more »

My first sex toy was a cucumber [F]

My first sex toy was a cucumber. I was still a virgin and we were visiting my aunt. There was a basket of vegetables in the kitchen with cucumbers in it. Of course I already knew what sex was by this point and when I saw the cucumbers I was very interested in how it happens.

I washed the cucumber and went into the other room. I just ran the cucumber over my pussy and felt how much I liked it and how my pussy was getting wet. But I was scared to put it in me because I knew it might hurt.

And that’s when my mom came into the room! I took the cucumber away and when she asked what I was doing I had no choice but to say that I was eating the cucumber. And I ate it. I still don’t know if my mom figured it out or not.

What sex toys I have in my secret locker [F]

So. I am 33 years old, married, work as a flight attendant, and I have a very active sex life and of course I have a secret drawer at home with sex toys. Every man and couple has such a box, right? My box and is in the dressing room at the very bottom. So here’s what I have inside.

Anal and vaginal lubricant. A pack of condoms just in case. Although I don’t use condoms, and I should check to see if this pack has already expired lol.

Four different sized anal plugs. One of the them is my wedding one. Yes I had an anal plug during the wedding because I knew for sure that on the night everything had to be ready. One black silicone plug is a huge one. I use it if I know the sex is going to be hard and I need to stretch me well.

Three different sized dildos. The smaller one I use sometimes for the double penetration effect. One of the toys is a very accurate anatomical replica of a penis. When I saw it I was amazed at how skillfully it was made. By the way, I taught one of my friends how to give a blowjob on it. Will tell this story later. Read more »

Never leave a man sexually unsatisfied [FM]

I always very tired after the flight and had only about 10 hours to rest. It may seem like a lot, but I had to get to the hotel, eat, get my uniform in order, and at least 7 hours of sleep. In the morning I had time to get ready, get makeup done, and back in the sky.

Our copilot, Sam, was hinting at me the whole flight and when I was alone in the kitchen he hold me from behind and I felt his hard cock. He squeezed my thighs hard with his hands and said he wanted me as soon as we got to the hotel. But I was really tired, I really wanted to get to the hotel faster and go to bed. But it is very cruel to leave a man without attention. In such cases, I just give a blowjob or a handjob. But even if I do it quickly I try to give a man pleasure.

I asked Emily to leave me alone in the hotel room. She and I have this arrangement if one of us needs to have sex. Honestly, I have to leave Emily alone more often than she leaves me. Read more »