It has been a couple of weeks since the incident in the kitchen with my Mom’s friend “Babe”, but the messages that she has been shooting me since then have been insane. I mean I have heard that older women have a strong sexual appetite and all but this shit was unreal. Texts about what she wanted to do to me and where in and around my body… This woman was an absolute freak. She has shared so many of her fantasies with me I had to start writing them down just to keep track of them! And that isn’t even getting into the pictures that she shared with me.
If you have no idea what I am talking about here is the rundown. Several weeks ago yours truly was preyed upon by one seriously sexy cougar. I was standing in the kitchen still half asleep and half-naked when an unannounced visitor showed up. “Babe”, a friend of my mother’s. I still am not even sure if that was her real name or what. Anyway yeah, the cougar feasted on me. And it was the best sex of my admittedly short yet not completely terrible sex life.