I broke it off with my ex two weeks ago. Since then I’ve only slept with him (because I’m a fucking idiot) but I know he’s already slept with at least three other girls (four if you count the fucking idiot). Without a whole lot of desire to fuck anyone else, I downloaded Tinder in the hopes he would see that I, too, am on the prowl and am not going to hesitate to fuck another dude.
I am swiping and I come across this post… “Looking for financial arrangement” across a picture of a skinny brunette buried in cash. The following two pics showed hints of a beard and full chest. No face. Location stated “Worth Your While.” Below in the description it read “Busy professional with no time for anything complicated. Looking for something along the lines of a mutually beneficial relationship.” Jay, 33.