Worst [f]light experience turned out great

A few years ago I had an early morning flight back to my hometown. I was boarding my plane and was walking down the aisle searching for my seat when I heard the screams of a toddler. My luck has it my seat was next to a fairly young mom with her 2 crying kids. The plane was full so seating elsewhere was not an option.

I approached our row and let the the mom know I would be joining them in this row. It was a row of three seats so she sat in the middle and put her 2 small ones on the window seat. I thanked her and took my seat. The mom was a Hispanic lady, maybe 5’4”, pretty face, long black hair, and maybe C cup boobs. What I also noticed is that she didn’t seem well, almost like if she had just woken up.

Plane takes off and I open my phone to read a book when all of a sudden the baby starts crying again… the mom apologizes of which I remark there was no need to. I put my phone down so that I can conversate with her. She tells me she was visiting family and her cousins convinced her to go out the night before. Shes extremely hungover and only had a couple hours of sleep. Yeah… not to responsible.

Seducing the rich MILF [MF]

This story took place a couple years ago, right around when COVID hit. I was in my early 20s and decided to stop at a bar late at night on my own. After knocking down a few beers I begin to scan the room for any potential hook ups.
The bar was small with not much to work with but I did land eyes on a group of women. I use the term women because they all seemed more mature in age then myself. I make eye contact with one of them of whom smiles after a few seconds. My cue to go in.
I walk up to her and introduce myself & of which she responds with her name, Lea. Lea is 5’4”, blonde hair, decent ass, but what caught my eyes were her massive fake tits. After our greetings Lisa asks why I was staring at her so hard. Feeling courageous after the drinks I tell her “I was staring at you because you caught my eye and I think you are gorgeous” She blushes and we continue to make bar talk. Last call arrives & I ask her if she had plans for after, she looks at me with a confused face & responds “is that how things work nowadays? What do you mean if I have plans after, it’s 2AM.” Feeling the beer again I straight up tell her “yes, that is how things work. I’m trying to give you a good fucking tonight” trust me I know it was strong…
She burst out laughing and screams over to her friends “Ladies this is David (my name) and he said he wants to fuck me tonight” Her group of friends cheer.
Well we all begin to make our way out the door when one of her friends comes up to us & tells Lea in front of me “Lea, you can’t take him home, your husband is sleeping the night there”.
Jaw drop… this is where I learned that Lea is going through a divorce and her husband is due to move out tomorrow.
We exchange number & begin to text though out the week. I come to find out that she is divorcing because the husband stopped caring & were only together because of family.