This is the story of how the worst break-up conversation of all time stunningly turned into an indescribably hot fuck. Making it out of this conversation alive felt like a true triumph, and then somehow, by the end, we were ripping each others’ clothes off. This is too long, so skip to the ******* for “the good stuff.”
So, the first thing to know about Zoe is that she is viciously smart — like, smarter than everyone. If she was in your college class, you’d definitely be scared to be wrong about something, and if you were, she’d definitely let everyone know it. Not in an intellectual-dick-measuring kind of way (usually), but because she was a very serious student and she was very good at it. A professor-in-the-making. She’s a radical, queer, feminist who wrote essays on philosophy and politics for lit-magazines and made weird artwork, and genuinely *terrified* most men. Swoon.