I was in another country last month for school and found myself in desperate need of some dick. So I did what any true millennial did—download Tinder.
It’s cool, I’m swipin’ left and right and swearing when I go the wrong way, but whatever, someone’s gotta wanna fuck, right?
So on day two of this, I match up with a guy and we decide to exchange some pictures and then hook up.
This is where things go from fun to irritating to the worst sex ever.
Being short as it is, I don’t mind short guys. Also with how tight I am, I don’t really worry about penis size either.
First the height: I’m not super far from average height at all in the us. In that country, I was seven inches below average height for women. So what I don’t understand, is why he’d say he’s 5’10” when dude’s like 5’5”. But whatever. Give yourself FIVE INCHES of height and no one will notice ??