[MF] I smashed my thick ass ex while we were both high.

I dated this girl (lets call her Alexis) in late middle school throughout early high school. She was well developed for her age as she matured early and already had the body of an adult. However, we broke up because I didn’t rally treat her right as a boyfriend. I wasn’t abusive or meant to her but I was just to young and immature to be in a serious realtionship and didn’t have a lot of dating experience anyways. However we remained cool with each other after we broke up. Throughout the years we would keep in touch every now and then but eventually lost contact with each other. Fast forward about 8 years later, we both have not talked to each other in years but are still friends on social media. The years have been very kind to her as she has gotten even prettier than before and she was even thicker than before too, in all the right places. One day during this past summer, she posted a video on her snapchat story and I left a comment, to which she left a reply.

I lost my virginity to someones daughter…..dad gave no fucks [MF]

Story of how I lost my virginity

It was summer after I long shift at my summer job I go home and get on instagram. This random girl then sends me a message. “Hey,” she messages me. I look on her profile and she is mutual friend with like 2 of my friends but I’ve never seen or heard of this girl in my life. I message her back just cause and we continue with small talk. Nothing outside the ordinary, just casual conversation between two perfect strangers. We eventually exchange each others snapchat add, add each other, and I don’t hear from her for a while. Fast forward a week or two, she messages me on snapchat and we continue our small talk. We eventually go from messaging to snapping each other. Few days later I’m snapping her coming back from the gym, I open up a snap and its her breast fully exposed with the caption “I’m so bored.” I immediately ran to the nearest bathroom and was utterly surprised that she would just send a nude without me even asking and with no build up or context. Just a random nude. I then get a message from her asking why did I screenshot. I ask her what she’s talking about. Apparently I screenshot the snap of her breasts, probably just out of instinct, and I didn’t realize. I told her it was an accident and apologized and I just did it instictively out of surprise and that I would delete it. But I didn’t.

She told me that I was now her boyfriend during sex….[MF]

This story took place my sophomore year of college

During Labor Day Weekend, a group of friends and I wanted to take a small trip to Chicago to go shopping, tour the city and just hang out. There were 8 of us on this trip, 4 guys and 4 girls. The day before Saturday evening we drive out to Chicago, which was only about 3 hours from where our university was. We all pitched in to stay in a hotel for the night but being broke college students and wanting to save money for shopping, we all only pitched in enough to get one room. Only two of us went to the front desk to pay and get the key while the rest snuck in from the back so we wouldn’t get charged for more people. After we checked in we ate at a Denny’s across the street.