My mansluttiest day ever – [MF] , [MT]

Summer 2011

I moved to Austin Texas on a whim after how much I hated the last Minnesota winter. I didn’t know too many people at first, so I was very active on dating apps, leading to my mansluttiest day ever. This is the day that I hiked, had dinner with a lesbian couple, then got one of pair pregnant, drove back to Austin, hooked up with a beautiful Transwoman, and then ended the night with my fuckbuddy. Names edited for anonymity.

Brief preamble:

Beautiful day in early summer. Driving out past Bastrop, hiking through the woods, seeing little lizards, and enjoying my own company, but all to get me close to one little town. My solo fun done, I navigate into town, arriving at a nice little house. There, I hung out with a lesbian couple, and their two kids. We have chicken fried steak and watch part of Despicable Me. The conversation feels a bit awkward because it’s all leading to the bedroom (as we arranged previously on line), and my foolhardy choice to knock up a stranger so that she and her partner can raise another child.

Sexiness Starts here:

[MF] Unexpected Roadhead – Superior Wisconsin

This story happened to me when I was in college. I was visiting my parents in Duluth, and went out to a notorious club called Stargate across the border in Wisconsin. I went alone. Had an open relationship with my GF at the time, and was feeling bored and horny.

I paid my cover and went in, wandering about the dance floor for a while, trying to hit on a couple of young ladies before deciding to check out the upstairs. There, I noticed a beautiful woman dancing alone near the railing. I approached her, and made eye contact, before asking if 1) I could buy her a drink and 2) if she wanted to dance. She was down for both of these things, so I ran to the bar. Being a college aged dirtbag with poor money management skills, I wasn’t even sure if my debit card would work to order the drinks, but I gave it a shot. She wanted brandy (and I’m not going to buzz market the particular brand). Once my card was run successfully, I came over and brought her a drink.