My [f]irst time with a woman, and first threesome – theoretically bi no more. Super long, because I need an editor. [FFM]

So I’ve always said I was theoretically bisexual. I knew I was sexually interested in women from pretty early on – my first kiss was my next door neighbor at 11, and I had the biggest crush on her for years. But lack of any actual experience made me worry that my internal interest wasn’t valid. Thanks to a lovely redditor who I’ve hooked up with a couple times, and his ability to bring a friend of his to bed with us, I can safely say – it’s not hypothetical. Eating pussy is kind of the most fun I’ve had in bed, possibly ever.

It started when he mentioned her skills at giving head. Apparently she almost sucked his soul out of his dick, and I am always trying to get better at what I love to do. So I asked him what she did, he couldn’t answer coherently, and mentioned that she’d be down to show me. After some scheduling and planning, creating a group on snap, we picked a day and the story began.

Took us [f40, m31] four attempts, but we finally got there. Long. [FM]

So I posted on raomd back at Christmas time, got a bunch of responses, hooked up with two of the respondents and would generally consider it a success. The real story begins at Round 4.

Me – 40, kinda mediocre mom bod, not quite a cougar, but not opposed to going younger. Short curly hair, nose ring, tattoos, 5’4”. 32/34DDD breasts, depending on the bra, size 8-10 depending on the jeans.

Sweet Home Alabama (respondent 1) – 31, fit, short and curly dark hair and around 5’10, or 11. Can’t remember.

To start out, Respondent 2 ate pussy like a god, but he didn’t seem to understand that misrepresentation of your looks and weight aren’t really a good way to get repeats. I’m not gonna say I’m a model, but I’m always super honest with what I look like. Plus, he wouldn’t leave afterwards, kept trying to pressure me for more, and I didn’t want to. BLOCKT. Take notes on that one, gents.