So it’s been awhile since I’ve written anything. This is a story about a random one night stand with a girl from a dating app. Skip to ///GOOD STUFF/// for the sexy stuff.
Brenda and I matched on Hinge sometime around thanksgiving time and we messaged pleasantries back and forth. Eventually I asked for her instagram with the excuse of lurking more of her pictures and messaging her on there instead of the Hinge app. For some reason that app always lags behind on notifications for me, don’t know if other people have had that issue.
I requested to follow her and she accepted. I went thru her pictures and she had a really cute smile, thin lips, and a nose ring. She wore thick framed glasses and had medium brown hair. She was a bit thicker than average but thicker in all the right places. Her breasts looked to be C or D cups and she had incredible hips that went along with a round and fat booty. But what really caught my eye was that she had the cutest cockerspaniel in a few of her pictures. I quickly went thru her profile and liked all the pictures with her dog in it. She promptly messaged me and said “I think you might be more into my dog than you are into me.” I laughed and replied, “Your dog is just so damn cute, I’m not sure anyone stands a chance.” She played a long and said “You’re right, and he cuddles better than any guy could ;)”