So I live with my girlfriend of 2 years, and we share an apartment together. We’re very intimate and we have an unfortunate kink where we like to embarrass the other one. Usually it’s something small like her rubbing my thighs when I’m trying to talk to my parents over the phone or I’ll massage her tits when she’s on a work call. We spend a lot of time trying to turn-on and fluster each other. It’s a horny little war of escalation. She might have won, though…
Today, I was on a mandatory Zoom call with staff and higher-ups. Just boring corporate stuff mixed with Covid stuff. And I made the mistake of wearing a dress. My girlfriend, who I’ll call Maddie, had been on her best behavior for the last week. That should have made me realize something was fucky, but I was naive. As I’m sitting in our bedroom at my desk, I see out of the corner of my eye that she’s crawling toward me. Completely naked.