Author: SwankyHubs

I [M] hooked up with a [F] neighbor over a balcony conversation

I travel a lot for work. Last year I ended up in Arizona for several months. Since I’m independent, I don’t stay in corporate-rate hotels. Air BnB’s or short term furnished rentals seem to be the cheapest way to stay somewhere without actually living there. I also travel as light as I can, except for my gear and an old Martin acoustic I bring to practice on. I can hop from a Holiday Inn to an AirBnB to an RV at a camp site in 3 days time and not be bothered by it.

In Flagstaff, a sympathetic firefighter/owner saw me booking multiple dates at two of his properties and messaged me about it. We talked, worked out a deal for two months at the town home he used to live in that was in the process of being converted to a rental. If I didn’t mind some workers there during the day, I’d be able to stay for two months at a great rate. Win for both of us. Read more »

A German Milf [F] taught me [M] the fine art of intimate seduction, Part 2

When I awoke, I was on my back and she on her side, gazing at me, smiling. She had been watching me sleep. Her eyes were glassy with a few spiraling, paisley-like in design, bloodshot veins as if she had been crying. Her hand draped over my head, fingers running gently through my short hair, down my forehead, over my scar, ear, cheek, lips. She was petting me with such affection as I hadn’t experienced before. She was… lovingly caressing me.

“Du bist wach. Liebling, heute abend bleib ich bei dir weil morgen kommt die Susanne zurueck / You’re awake, dear, I’m staying with you tonight, tomorrow Susanne is coming back.”

“Weiss ich nicht ob’s genug platz in meinem herz gibt ihre liebe rhein mir zuneh’men / I don’t know if there’s space in my heart to take your love in (to me)”, “daran kann ich nichts weil du da schon bist / but I can’t do anything about it because you are already there.” She leaned over to kiss me, her heavy breasts weighing on my chest. She kissed my cheek, then nibbled on my earlobe while continuing to whisper, the exhale of her breath as she did warmed my skin, my heart, my feelings for her. Read more »

A German Milf [F] taught me [M] the fine art of intimate seduction, Part 1

This is the second post about my involvement with an older German woman, 48, who taught me (21 at the time) almost everything I know about sex. Only two people, other than her and I, knew about it- I’ve kept it my secret..

As a disclaimer: The dialogue I’m sharing isn’t word for word, it’s based simply on what I recall from those events. There are distinct phrases and ideas (especially those in her dialect, Bayerisch) I remember from my conversations with her, but I remember more the feelings associated with these events, the tone of her voice or how her face looked as she said something, what we did and where, but maybe not the exact words. Her “lessons” were simple, like zen koans, and I usually wrote those down after the fact. It’d be impossible to quote her word for word, but I’ve tried. Also, German is a second language for me, I’m not as fluent as I once was, and, yes, I didn’t capitalize proper nouns as I should have on purpose. Read more »

An older German [F] taught me [M] how to eat pussy

Been a fan of this sub for some time. Just love how everyone admits to things they really enjoy doing, but might be embarrassed if someone they knew irl found out. Sure, there are some posts that really need to remain in the fantasy erotic fiction realm, but what’s amazing is that generally comments on any of the posts are supportive or encouraging. There’s a dick here or there, but they get downvoted. So, thanks for a fun ride you sexy fuckers!

I’ve only confessed this to two people. One was an Army buddy that knew about it when it happened- his comment was, “Dude, get your head checked, there’s way better and younger madels”. The next was a girl I dated in college, her reply was simply “Maybe you shouldn’t share that experience, it’s not sexy at all”. So, I kept my mouth shut. Haven’t even told my wife.

Sharing here because it’s been on my mind the last few years- and when I see an older woman, in her 50’s or 60’s, at a park where I take my kids, in the grocery store, I can’t help but remember the sexy older ladies I encountered in Germany. Read more »