Author: SuspiciousMeerkat

Our topless waitress with a [M]arvelous booty!

My dad and I were catching up at dinner tonight and decide to get a drink to continue the conversation. I find this place on Yelp that has some good reviews and the tag line “Eats, Drinks, Scenic Views.” We walk in and the whole waitstaff is in their underwear. Oops! In retrospect, I should’ve realized there was something off about “scenic views.” We had a good laugh about it, but decided to stay.

Our waitress was this super cute, young girl in a red, lacy bra and tiny black panties. She reminded me a lot of an ex-girlfriend of mine, actually! She was super flirtatious too, leaded against the table with her tits right in our faces as we decided what to drink. Best part was she knew absolutely nothing about beer, but still tried to engage in a conversation with us as we were decided. Bless her heart ?

She kept checking up on us, but with my dad there, I couldn’t really flirt with her or check her out as she walked away from the table. I would’ve given anything to sneak her into the bathroom with me. Her ass was so cute, I just wanted to bite it!! ?

I al[M]ost got thrown up on!

Back when I was in college, there was this coworker of mine who I found ridiculously attractive. She had short blonde hair, super nerdy tattoos, and this ass that just wouldn’t quit. Since the moment I first met her in our training seminar, I had a huge crush on her. However, I had a girlfriend at the time, so I didn’t flirt with her. I was constantly daydreaming during our training about her sucking my cock and me fucking her from behind. It was obvious that she had the hots for me, too. We worked with each other for about a year, and the sexual tension never dissipated. Our other coworkers constantly teased us about it since it was so obvious.

By the end of the year, my relationship had ended (it had nothing to do with this coworker), and all us coworkers were hanging out socially. One guy on our team was really squeamish about talking about sex, and we all liked to make him uncomfortable by talking about it as often as possible. As a result, we all knew a lot about each others’ histories, kinks, etc. Read more »

I left a [M]ark… Oops! haha

Right after I graduated from college, I moved to Texas for a job. I didn’t know anyone there yet and had just gotten out of a relationship, so I downloaded Tinder pretty quick. I matched with this girl who was a few years younger than me, was cute as a button, and had her hair dyed blue (big turn on for me). We chatted back and forth for awhile, and decided to meet up. She wasn’t old enough to drink yet (19), so we decided to meet at the park to test the waters. We ended up talking for hours, spontaneously got dinner together, and went back to my place. She was clear that she didn’t want to jump into things too quick, so we just made out that first night.

It was obvious we had great chemistry, and before long we were sexting almost every day and hooking up over the weekend. She had some stuff going on in her life that kept her from committing to a true relationship, but it definitely felt like more than your standard FWB situation. It wasn’t long before she opened up about her kinky side. Read more »

That ti[M]e things got messy…

First post! You’ll probably figure out how this story ends pretty quickly, but it’s a fun memory that I wanted to share ??‍♂️

Blood doesn’t really bother me, so I’ve never been shy about having sex with a woman while she’s on her period. It’s not a fetish of mine, but if she’s willing, I’m not gonna say no! I’d say about half of the women I’ve been with have been okay with it.

Anyways, I had this one girlfriend a couple years ago now who was horny almost all the time. She was in her late twenties, was a single mother of one, and had some of the sexiest tattoos I’ve seen. We’d have sex at least once every time she came over, which was usually four or five times a week. However, she was one of the people who WASN’T comfortable having sex while she was on her period. She’d say that she was too nervous that she’d make a mess… Read more »