I’m going to provide some backstory first but I promise it will lead somewhere! There are three strip clubs in my city and I’ve gone to two of them off and on over the course of about the last 8 years. I did manage to get a stripper’s phone number and dated her for awhile but it turned out she was crazy and luckily I found that out before we did anything sexual. For those unfamiliar with how strip clubs work (at least in my experience), you can normally get private or VIP dances from strippers. Usually you get charged per song or per a block of time and go to either a semi-private booth in a larger room or sometimes get your own private room. Generally the extent of what’s supposed to happen is just some grinding by the stripper, you’re allowed to touch everything except her pussy, and usually she’s required (maybe legally) to keep at least some kind of bottom on such as a g-string.