About 16 hours later, we met. It was that easy. Unicorn experience. [MF]

A true and somewhat quick story. Sunday night, about two weeks ago, I was having trouble sleeping. Went and laid on my couch, watching some boring late night tv. Did a quick check of an email account that I don’t use too often, but its my “spam/random personals email” account. About a month earlier, while tipsy one night, I went on a personals website and created a not very unique post. Basically, “M4F, come sit on my face, I have a larger than average cock, etc. etc..” Never expected any response based on what the reviews of the website were online and a total lack of responses before. So imagine my surprise when I got an email that said “I’m interested.”

Sure you are….

The email was sent the night before, so I responded and wanted to see if she (or if it was even a she) was still interested. She actually responded within 5 minutes. We send about 14 emails back and forth, mostly me trying to figure out whether she was a bot, a guy (not my thing, but to each their own) or just someone looking to catfish me. So I cautiously send her some basic pics, she sends me a face shot. She might be a real person? It was getting late though, so we decided to end the conversation for the night and I tell her I’d follow up the next day. I masturbate to her that night and that was good enough for me, quite frankly.