For those of you who clicked on my story looking for a tale of a woman using a strap-on with a man, I’m sorry to disappoint you because this isn’t that. This is the story of myself and a woman who embodies what Bill Shakespeare had in mind with he wrote the words “Though she be but little, she is fierce!”
With the days of the lockdown in wane it’s finally time to get out and experience the world again. More importantly, it’s time to go and get laid. Never having been one for dating apps it’s been a pretty dry year for yours truly and I was more than happy to go bar hopping with a group of long-time friends when everyone was free a few weeks back.
A little about myself: I’m 31 years old, I’m 6’1 and weight about 220 lbs. at the moment. I was pretty big into CrossFit in the early 2010’s and though I don’t go to a CrossFit gym anymore I’ve managed to maintain my physique and once lockdown began I made sure that I didn’t gain the dreaded COVID- 19lbs. I have some equipment at my place and have been able to not only maintain a solid level of fitness, I’m probably in better shape now than I’ve ever been. The t-shirt I threw on, on top of my jeans was fitting me ever so nicely. With my dirty blonde hair, light beard, and icy blue eyes I was ready to get back out there.