This is a moment that probably tops the leaderboards for both my me at my horniest and my scummiest, and I’ve been asked to write out more details about it before, so here goes nothing…
This was in the Spring of 2010. I was a college junior, but I was living close enough to my home town that my social circle (and dating pool) lined up enough with typical social places in my small home town. Which usually meant churches. I caught the eye of a Baptist girl while doing a social event, we started talking, and I found her cute. She was 19, a bit younger than me, but it didn’t take long for us to become interested in dating.
After asking her dad if he’d be OK with us dating (he gave a reserved yes), I learned a well-kept (or maybe not so well-kept?) secret about Baptist girls: They are freaky as hell. Despite being in such a conservative environment, she had no issues sneaking around and fucking around. I quickly discovered all sorts of creative ways of having sex out of the eyes of her conservative parents. We’d wait until her parents weren’t home, or head back to my dorm (under the guise of “seeing a movie”), or sneak into the bathroom of a public place. She loved giving and receiving head, and we tried basically every position in the back half of the Kama Sutra. She basically admitted that she isn’t especially loyal to the aspects of the faith about keeping chaste, though she’d never say that to her parents, who blissfully assumed she was a virgin.