So my daughter had a friend sleepover last night. When her friends mom came to get her she was super flirty and knowing I’m fairly handy asked a question about fixing screens. I said I have the right tool for that let me run out to the shop and grab it. She followed me to the shop and the minute the door closed she grabbed my crotch and said this is the tool I’m looking for.
Now I didn’t see this coming as we have gone over to there house for drinks and while all spouses have been present she never gave off that vibe. Maybe she noticed I constantly stare at her.