Throwaway account because I prefer to keep my little adventure anonymous. Just a one night thing, but boy was she awesome! First of all let me set the scene. This happened about 3 months ago, I was invited to this very OTT wedding, held on the same day as the Royal wedding, set at a popular beach in Sydney. Probably around 500 guests, but maybe my vision doubled after a couple of drinks! But I definitely saw her, how can I miss her? My high school crush, Emily. I am sure you all know that girl, the one that is so beautiful it hurts to look directly at her. The one that is such a stone cold bitch that could just push her hand through your chest, grab your heart, crush it whilst keeping a devilish smile on her face. Emily is that girl.