So I was traveling for work along the east coast and thought maybe I’d try my luck on Tinder gold and try to line up some pussy before flying out.
And as luck would have it, I matched up with this cutie and we hit it off over some messages. Things were going well and we flirted for a little. And soon she tells me she’s in an open marriage. I thought I hit the jackpot lol
So we scheduled a drinks date before I flew out and fuck was I excited.
As I’m up in the air I thought I’d be bold and send her a message when I land describing all the nasty shit I wanted to do to her. So I write up some shit and send it when we land. She replies back that she’s getting excited and can’t wait for me to do the rest of the stuff I wanna do in person.
So I go to get my rental car and as I’m leaving the car park, one of the security check guards tells me my license is expired.