I worked with this girl that would wear a wedding ring but said she mostly wore it for fashion. So I asked her if she was married and she said “yes with a girl”. As time passed her “marriage” came up and I said something like “you and your wife should try out this place”. She laughed and said “I’m not married to a girl, I’m not even married”
I was like “why did you say you were?” She just said she was trying to blow me off. Which I laughed cause I genuinely wasn’t hitting on her. I was just trying to make small talk. One day I run into her leaving a club with her friends and she’s dressed up, she’s hot. The heels, the way she made her hair and her tits were popping out. We joke around, flirt a bit and exchange numbers.