I’d been working a late shift and got home around 1.30am. I get through the door and before I’ve even got my jacket off for a weird second think I’ve somehow let myself into the wrong flat. Because right in front of me sat on my couch is a guy I’ve never seen before half naked and jerking his cock to a video on his phone.
I totally froze not really knowing what to do. Weirdly two thoughts that flew through my confused head were ‘he’s hot’ and ‘he’s got a fucking big cock’!
By now he’d reacted to the interruption and is half standing, trying to pull his boxers up. He stammered an apology saying he didn’t know my flatmate lived with anyone else.
I instantly relax. Thank fuck. It’s not a weird robber, it’s one of my flatmates dates that’s taken a weird turn.
He continued apologising and offered to leave. I’d calmed down and just found the whole thing kinda funny so told him to stay. He sat back down just in his boxers.