Author: sparky4096

[M]y Embarrassing Accident with a Teacher

Howdy Everyone. So I wanted to share my experience with premature release with y’all. Normally I don’t really have problems like this but sometimes i’m just way too horny .

So long story short I work as an information technology technician at a school fixing whatever the hell the school needs. I was previously a student there like 4 or 5 years ago. Not too long but long enough so that the students don’t know me but I know the teachers and faculty still. So I was called up to another floor of the school to fix a printer (after school hours) and as soon as I walked in the door I knew I was going to be pitching a tent in my pants. I’ll refer to her as Ms. D. Ms. D was by far one of the hottest female teachers in the school. She was a petite little thing but she was fit and really pretty. Brown hair always in a ponytail with tight fighting clothes. Best of all she was wearing red and black leggings and some sort of workout top, she was getting ready to go to the gym. Read more »

[MF]-The time I got my wisdom teeth Removed and got taught a lesson

Hello Everyone! Long time lurker but I love so many posts here so I thought I could contribute a funny one.

During the summer right after graduating from high school (both of us are 19) I had to get my wisdom teeth removed at the dentist. So the procedure is done all quick and easy but apparently I did not know that the dentist injects a massive amount of painkillers into your mouth and I did not know that I needed to keep large rolls of gauze in my mouth so I don’t drool blood all over myself and look like a retarded vampire. So for hours afterwards I can’t speak or move my mouth or blood will start to come out of my mouth. Of course I tell my girlfriend at the time about this and she thinks its hilarious that I cant talk. So being all home alone she decides to come over while I am messing around on the computer being a nerd and doing schoolwork. Immediately when she sees me she starts giggling because my cheeks are swollen like I stuffed them full of cherries. “You look so funny, can you talk at all?” I shake my head no. Read more »