Author: spannerfish

[MF] Driving me to distraction, my girlfriend masturbates in the passenger seat

Let me describe Gina to you. If there is one girl that is hard to describe this one takes some serious explanation.

The first thing you would notice about her was how attractive she was/is. She has huge brown eyes, dark brown hair, a silly little button nose and a contagious grin. She was slim, lanky almost, seemingly being made up mainly of limbs and curvy bits. Long legs, long arms, even long toes. All in all, she is very long for a short girl.

She moved in a kind of graceful swaying fashion. Super seductive and highly suggestive. She had an ass like a hypnotists’ watch.

This girl had a “look” to her and she could turn heads as she walked past.

She came from a tiny farming town, somewhere in the bush outside Adelaide, Australia. Therefore she spoke with seriously thick Aussie accent. Me and her had met in very odd circumstances a few months prior to this story. I won’t go into that here because it’s long. I have written about that on my profile if you’re interested or bored enough to check it out. Read more »

[MF] The horniest people at Glastonbury Festival

This is long, sorry, I do try to keep things short. The thing is, it’s the set up and how events came to be which are just as important and interesting to me. The sex bit is just the icing imo. Also, trigger warning, this story involves drug use. This was how it was so no need to disguise it.

For those not from the UK or have never experienced these things, Glastonbury Festival is perhaps the best music/arts festival the world. It’s massive, overwhelming, intense (in tents, geddit?), constantly surprising and is the most fun you can have in a five day period.

In 2010, our group consisted of around twenty people. Some I knew like family, others not all. And this year more girls were with us than normal. Granted, they were mostly taken or too young for me, but female company is good for the soul and not as smelly when on come downs. At any rate, I went to festivals to have fun not get laid. My intentions were pure, as long as purity involved lots of drugs, cider and cigarettes. Read more »

[MFF] “Innocent” massage turns unbearably intense

My relationship with Iz can be described in one word – flammable. One day it would be domestic bliss, soul mate type thing. Then a few mere hours later it would become incredibly destructive. Screaming, thrown objects, slapping the works. Nutty stuff, but then again, the make up sex was equally as savage.

There were times when we were really good together, but to be honest mostly it was two lost souls clinging to an idea. An idea, although lovely made out of an impossible dream and an incredibly toxic material. Think unicorn icecream with an anthrax sprinkle.

To describe Iz in a few words is difficult. She referred to herself as a hippy chick or a cyber punk or a rock chick. Being “alternative” meant she would wear a certain type of uniform that showed to the world she was different. She wanted to be a non conformist, so obviously she would dress exactly the same as all other alternatives trying not to conform. This irony was always lost on her. Read more »

[MF] She decided I was going to make her cum, but only on her terms.

This happened about twenty years ago but still burns bright in my memory after all this time. Sorry, I know it’s long but I wanted to set the scene properly.

It started, as with many things in those days with me trying to score some weed. My dealer, G was an alternative gay girl who was far too cool for her own good and a terrible convertor of straight girls. We taken a lot of drugs together and as a result were bloody good mates. As ever G had company when I arrived. No surprise, her house always had loads of random people lying around getting stoned. 

This is where I first saw Amy. I noticed her straight away the moment I walked in. Not just because she was stunning, she was, but more her aloof attitude. Sitting there on the sofa staring at the wall. When I said hello to her she completely blanked me. I mean fuck you too bitch. But there was something about her, something sultry, smouldering even. That said, I lacked any form of confidence back then so her being so fucking rude wasn’t very nice tbh. Read more »