I used to have this friend with benefits. I worked the front desk at my gym and she was a member. There was a colleague who had a crush on me but was NOT my type, so this member comes to me and says, “Hey listen if you’re not into her, I can come down and kiss you in front of her and say, ‘see you tonight’ and she’ll get the message.”
I took her up on the offer and it worked. I texted her later to say I really appreciated her help. I needed my colleague to help cover shifts and if I told her to leave me alone, she might get pissed and not cover my shifts … selfish. But whatever.
She responded to my texts and was flirting big time, so I flirted back. One thing lead to another and she revealed that if I were to in fact come over later, she’d have to take herself to the spa and get waxed. I’m really into a big bush, so I told her that wouldn’t be necessary at all.