Delusions of Grandeur and Praise for the Average Size Dick [FM]

It’s fun to look at massive cocks and to think about them when you’re getting yourself off, but in real life, average size dicks are better.

I have a bit of empirical data to support this hypothesis. I’ve been with a range of average-sized cocks, some massive ones (including a relationship in which I spent some quality time with one), and a tiny cock as well.

You can’t have a quickie with a massive cock. Quickies are so much fun. They’re often unexpected (well hello there!), and there’s often a time constraint (are we going to be late?). There’s often something naughty about them too (if only these people knew we just had a quickie!). And public/semipublic boning usually has to be quick too. Massive cocks generally require more time and preparation than quickies allow.

It can be challenging to give a good blowjob to a massive cock. Especially for me – I’m small, and everything about me is small, including my mouth. So you know who isn’t getting a great blowjob from me? Sadly, a massive cock. I can also deep throat, but small person = small throat too.

[FM] The rivalry hate fuck

Since I’m a girl on the internet, I get random PM’s and chat requests. I usually don’t reply unless they’re particularly interesting or intriguing. I got a vague message, checked out his profile, and it was empty except for the University of Michigan sub. Well, this might get interesting…

I replied:

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**Sometimes-I-Write:** Looks like we have a conflict of interest… I’m a buckeye.

**Michigan:** That’s tough but I’ve always wanted to hate fuck a buckeye.

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Strong first move! Now I was definitely intrigued.

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**Sometimes-I-Write:** Mmmm I do like it rough.

But I don’t know. The only other Michigan guy I’ve been with was terrible. And he had the smallest dick I’ve ever seen in real life. But he strutted around like it was huge. I’m not even making this up. (I wish I was).

So there might be more hate on my side than yours. And you might have some making up to do for the men of Michigan. Think you’d be up for it?

**Michigan:** It’s a lot of responsibility but I think I can try and make up for it.