Part II: Taking my ex-gf’s anal virginity
**Background**
Before I get into this story, let me first explain why this was especially amazing: our (my ex and I) sex life was very tame. We fucked pretty regularly, she was down for the occasional blowjob, but really nothing eye opening (i.e. never did anal or threesomes).
**Intro**
Alright so a few days after we broke up, we start texting each other again. I know, I know, I know: don’t fuck your recent ex-girlfriend. I think I’ve heard this from every male relative over 30 since I was probably 14. “Don’t do it, (INSERT STORY ABOUT WHY THEY REGRET DOING IT)” But my ex-gf is still smoking hot and something very strange happened once we broke up: we gave zero fucks about what the other person thought. This quickly resulted in both of us disclosing all the sexual fantasies we’ve always wanted to try but too afraid to bring up. To my utter shock, I soon discovered she’s down for some pornstar level shit (e.g. anal, threesomes, rimjob, etc.). Call me cautious, but part of me is still hearing the words of my male relatives in the voice of Admiral Ackbar from Star Wars: “IT’S A TRAP!”