My first year as a single man in a very long time [MF][Ex-GF][Anal][Part 2]: Taking my ex-gf’s anal virginity

Part II: Taking my ex-gf’s anal virginity

**Background**

Before I get into this story, let me first explain why this was especially amazing: our (my ex and I) sex life was very tame. We fucked pretty regularly, she was down for the occasional blowjob, but really nothing eye opening (i.e. never did anal or threesomes).

**Intro**

Alright so a few days after we broke up, we start texting each other again. I know, I know, I know: don’t fuck your recent ex-girlfriend. I think I’ve heard this from every male relative over 30 since I was probably 14. “Don’t do it, (INSERT STORY ABOUT WHY THEY REGRET DOING IT)” But my ex-gf is still smoking hot and something very strange happened once we broke up: we gave zero fucks about what the other person thought. This quickly resulted in both of us disclosing all the sexual fantasies we’ve always wanted to try but too afraid to bring up. To my utter shock, I soon discovered she’s down for some pornstar level shit (e.g. anal, threesomes, rimjob, etc.). Call me cautious, but part of me is still hearing the words of my male relatives in the voice of Admiral Ackbar from Star Wars: “IT’S A TRAP!”

My first year as a single man in a very long time [MF]

Part 1: A Rebound Blowjob

I broke up with my girlfriend of five years recently because blah blah blah who gives a shit about the reason. We broke up and I was suddenly a 28 year old single man living in a small city. I’m 5’7, medium build, employed, and convinced that my 6 inch dick is closer to 7 inches. Most women would rate me as a 6 out of 10 on looks, but my job and charming personality (their words not mine) make me a 7-8.

So what does a single 28 year old man do with his first night of freedom in five years? Go on Tinder. Let me save your future single self some time: unless you’re a 10, you’re not matching with very attractive women. So after 8 hours of disappointment – yeah I’m impatient – I delete the app and head to the bar.