I answered an ad put up by a lesbian couple. One was butch. The other was less butch. Neither was good looking and not slim but the femme was not too chubby. They said they wanted to be dominated. Whatever. I just wanted to use their holes.
So I show up expecting the place to be full of cats, dogs and tubs of peanut butter. I wasn’t too far off but the animals were in the back yard. Butch, of course, answers the door. I say hi and walk in and give her a bottle of wine because why should I forget how mama raised me just because I go to fuck a couple dykes. She says thanks and takes it over to her other half whose sitting on the couch with her legs tucked up under her.