Another fun prompt from /r/DirtyWritingPrompts
Osbern loved orc women. Their blunt attitudes, dry sense of humor, rippling muscles, absolutely mountainous sex drives… They were a match made in heaven for the young adventurer.
Osbern was never thought to be the adventuring type. He was shorter than most human men, and he wasn’t particularly skilled with his sword and shield. But he did make for great company and loved being around others. Especially when he found himself ambushed during the night at camp.
“You there,” Came the loud barking of a woman’s voice. Osbern bolted up, grabbing for his sword. “Get out of your tent and put down that little toothpick.”
Osbern kept his sword at his side and poked his head through the tent. As he did, he got a face full of massive green breasts. Startled, he jumped back but was picked up by a massive fist with long black nails.
“I said to drop the sword.” The green woman growled. Osbern looked up and saw a small set of tusks protruding out the bottom of her full, purple lips. “You aren’t good at taking directions.”