Sexcapades of my 20s: [M]y [F]irst Nuru Massage – Prague

We’ve all seen those nuru massage videos. If you haven’t had the pleasure, it’s where a seductive masseuse lathers her and your bodies in hot oil and rubs over yours like a nympho acrobat. I’d been curious how it’d feel, even moreso than just a straight hooker. So in my early 20’s, during a college Euro-trip, decided to visit one in Prague, Czech Republic.

The days prior to my arrival in Prague, I began researching the different parlors I could visit and reached out to a few masseuse’s to negotiate rates and services. My mature sophisticated mind prompted me to contact the first babe with a great rack.

I arrived in Prague on a Saturday, and spent the first day doing touristy shit like exploring the Charles Bridge and going clubbing. By the second day I confirmed my booking with Lara who, by her profile, was a 30yo brunette local with C cup breasts and a slim waist.