Author: SNWDNSNWDN

[MF] Wasted and fucking all over town. Halloween edition.

Meant to post this on Halloween but I got too trashed to remember. This happened two years ago. Hope some of you are still in the mood for a long ish halloween story.

“I don’t really like Halloween.” She said. “The city just fills up with loud British idiots in superman costumes.”
We had met a couple months prior and had soon gotten stuck in spending every weekend together, fucking, partying, hiking. She was someone, like me, who was ever driven onwards by a need for novelty and adventure. So we were always spurring each other on. Still are in fact.

She was also pretty cynical. Which I generally loved. But when it comes to Halloween she definitely needed to given a proper introduction.

“Yeah but just think of how amazing it is that the whole country will be celebrating a pagan holiday.”

She snorted. “So? It’s all just another excuse to sell people a load of plastic crap that will end up in our oceans.” Read more »

We [MF] were a bit out of control at the nudist beach.

Hello all, it’s been a while. Lockdown and shit. Not had much fun. But here’s my latest adventure.

A quick note of warning: This will probably be long by most standards, with a lot of random detail, as I tend to do, and rattled out quickly with no regards for spelling or grammer.

Another quick warning: This story will include the consumption of illegal substances, breaking of lockdown, extremely disrespectful treatment of nudist etiquette and shocking acts of public indecency.

Now without giving away our location let me say, we live in a frigid place, the kind of place where winters are long and actual summers happen about once every two years, if you’re lucky. We spend most of our days complaining about the weather and plotting our escape to warmer climes. But when the sun does come out and temperatures rise, man, you just enter this state of ecstatic fucking bliss and you walk around with a stupid smile on your face and all you want to do is drink fruity ciders and smoke cigarettes. And fuck, obviously. Read more »

We [FM] fucked in the middle of a nightclub, and then all over the medieval old town of Edinburgh.

So I had meant to post this one a while back to inspire myself and all of you for Halloween. But sadly I ended up being busy fending off the flu and various other life catastrophes and didn’t manage to finish it in time. And since I was late anyways I didn’t rush to finish it.

Oh and the ending is maybe a little bit gruesome. You’ve been warned. It is set on Halloween after all. As a plus, I don’t think this story will make any of you cry like my last one did.

BTW. Sorry not to be continuing with my last story. I know some of you were keen to hear more. Maybe I will at some point. I’m just sort of going randomly with whatever bubbles up from the back of my “biggest sex organ”.

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“I don’t really like Halloween.” She said. “The city just fills up with loud British idiots in superman costumes.”
We had met a couple months prior and had soon gotten stuck in spending every weekend together, fucking, partying, hiking. She was someone, like me, who was ever driven onwards by a need for novelty and adventure. So we were always spurring each other on. Still are in fact. Read more »

I fucked her in the ass like a crazed animal. Then she confessed she’d never been with a guy before. [MF]

Hello all, feeling inspired to share another one of my experiences. I hope to write some more of these down before they all fade into oblivion. This isn’t short. Just to warn you.

This one happened a few years ago. I’d had a particularly long dry spell. It had just been a year of surviving. Work wise, health wise. Life had just been a bitch. But it felt like all of that was behind me and I really felt like enjoying myself, and enjoying the company of someone new, someone beautiful.

So one sunny Saturday morning I fired up tinder. I’d never had that much luck on Tinder, or at least it seemed like too much of a hassle when I had a rich social life full of hot kinky people to draw from.

Anyways, it was Saturday morning, I was free the whole weekend. And I just fancied something new and unexpected. 

Little did I know…

I soon came across a profile that I really liked. Not that it said anything in particular but she was a beautiful asian girl and her pictures had a sort of calm mysterious intelligence to them that just drew me in.  Read more »

[MF] Magic Hands – A very brief encounter in the ladies room of a club.

This is my first time posting here, and on Reddit for that matter. Please let me know if I should have done anything differently. I’m not particularly clued in about the workings of Reddit yet.
So I’ve been thinking it would be nice to write down some of the filthy adventures I’ve had over the years. Especially back in the days of Craigslist, or when Tinder was still used for dating rather than promoting your insta account. I recently discovered this subreddit and have been enjoying all the stories for a while now. Figured it was my time to contribute.

As a short introduction. Most of these stories played out in my mid thirties. At that time I was in an open relationship and my social life was made up of a nice group of open, kinky people. One couple in particular, who we had met through Fetlife, had become very close friends to us. We’d all take drugs together and go out to techno nights. We were always pushing the boundaries and always acting as total enablers. Read more »