Went to a strip club . Got some dances from a gorgeous platinum blonde. She called me a “lady-pleaser”, which I try very hard to be. Wrapped my lips over my teeth and firmly bit on her nipples, while flicking my tongue quickly across the tip. She seemed to like that. I asked her to rub up and down my right thigh. She seemed to like that too. Then I showed her what I had in my pocket, a small vibrator. “A vibrator. You really are a lady pleaser.” I held the vibe in my right hand on my thigh, and she rubbed her pussy up against it. I was moving my thigh, from excitement I guess, when I realized I might not necessarily be helping.