Author: SmallishPickleEater

The time my G[F] showed off her DD’s at [M]y birthday party

This story takes place my senior year of college. Me and my GF of 1.5 years at the time, were on the back-end of a fun college relationship. We both knew we weren’t going the distance, so we started to have some fun during my senior year. We went to a large state school in the Northeast and had a solid group of friends.

During my birthday party, things escalated quickly. We quickly went from playing beer pong to smoking dabs to splitting Xanax bars. Around 20-30 people all having a good time. My ex gf Robin was friendly with everyone at the party, and she was known for being a little slutty, especially when she got drunk.

Now the night was mostly blurry, but I’ll share some highlights from that night that are about 99.9 percent confirmed lol

-at one point, Robin and her best friend were both topless playing beer pong, they had lost the previous game, and their punishment for wanting to play again was to do it topless. Both girls obliged and gave everyone a show. This really turned the night from fun to crazy Read more »

Hooking up with an ex on Father’s Day weekend [MF] LONG

So this story takes place a couple summers ago over Father’s Day weekend. I was back at my parents house for the annual golf outing, it usually was a day filled with golf, liquor, and food, a good day by all accounts. Now this was my first summer as a single man in over 4 years. I was 22 years old, just got my bachelors degree and moved to the biggest city in the state to start my career. My hometown was a very rural, small town surrounded by farmland. I’m 6’5, around 220 pounds and around 8” x 6”.

Now enter my ex, Ava. She is around 5’9” with long legs, big round ass, and 34DDD tits. She has perfect white teeth, large green eyes and long brown hair. Ava and I started dating in high school, we were the hottest couple in our small town. We were both popular with lots of friends, I took her virginity in the back seat of my car (another story) on prom night. I hit the high school jackpot, Ava gained 3 cup sizes in our first year of dating, and she continued to get hotter as we dated. She was always slutty with me and her friends, joking about how all of her girlfriends wanted to try my huge dick and how much it would change their lives. She knew of my size before we even started dating, although it took her a while to admit she was a size queen. We dated for a few years and broke up in college. Read more »

The time I [M23] was touted around a family wedding as a piece of meat by a Tinder match [F24] [MF]

Now I’ll start this out by saying the names have been changed obviously, and some details have been changed.

This was a couple years ago when I was single and having lots of fun. I had recently moved to a new area after college and was on Tinder trying my luck. I’m 6’5” and 220 lbs and am on the larger side (8” x 6”). I had matched with this girl Lexi the town over, she lived in a more rural part of town and was a smoke show. She was about 5’ and maybe 110 lbs. Now I’ve come to find out, I usually don’t have a type, but am drawn to slutty, flirty girls of all shapes and sizes, but I hadn’t been with a girl this small in a while.

Now, Lexi was going to cosmetology school and lived with her parents, she was 24, so a year older than me at the time and my first “older” girl I had been with. She had very similar features to Allison Brie, petite little thing with a bubble butt and perfectly shaped C cups that looked too big to be on her. She had a killer personality and a great smile. We matched on Tinder and hit it off immediately, I pride myself on my sense of humor and she could “keep up” with me in terms of jokes, so it made all this real smooth. Read more »