Sexy times with a pen ahead

First off, very much appreciate the click. I shall reward you with this filthy little joke: *why is sex the same as riding a bike? My step-dad was gripping my shoulders the first time I did them.*

So a little about me. I am hopelessly single but not through lack of trying: one or two experiences have left me heartbroken and perhaps generally broken to begin with…. so i am hibernating in more ways than one, and looking to indulge myself in my primal loves.

The premiere of these deep passions is EROTICA. Why erotica you ask a girl so young? Well, to be perfectly honest, my first ever encounter with the deviant was not curiously checking online for pornography, but rather finding an adult channel on T.V. my parents had neglected to block…. and there I found my first love: softcore. Erotic films that were heavy-handed in both PLOT as well as sensuality that porn to this day could never capture. I loved getting to know the characters before their clothes came off, whether they be jaded police officers, free-thinking strippers or bored housewives; sometimes you had to wait an entire hour before you saw them bare and nude but dammit was it worth it, and I loved the genre.

An ode to masturbation

*Sex is like eating a cake… If you do it alone, it starts as the best idea in the world but you always end up feeling kinda gross at the end.*

How’s that for the opening line of my soon-to-be cancelled Netflix special?

Tasha here. No, not my real name…. my mother wasn’t sixteen. I AM rather juvenile however as a fresh faced college student currently waiting for my education to start back up in this new age of distance. But that’s enough of the boring shit, you clicked because you wanna know *how I get off*.

It’s definitely a problem. I started learning my body at a young age and haven’t really let go since. Every smooth line, every curved edge of my female frame just aches to be played with one a daily basis and I do my best to satisfy it: whether that be sneaking away from a Zoom class, or sitting at the very back of a crowded bus…. I *need* it, and that’s where creepy internet boys like you come in.

Kidding. But not really.

Erotica for all, and hopefully some for me…

So as the title says, I’m seeking a talented wordsmith to titillate my lactates with some quality erotica, based on my fantasies. It’s simple: I give a prompt, and you use every last bit of your God-given talent to craft every spicy detail of the environment, character description and everything naughty in between.

Bring my sexy scenarios to life, make this kitty purr and who knows… you might just get rewarded. ;) So message now please, the more eloquent introductions, the better odds you get a reply boys and girls.

Toodles!