So when it comes to my evening it’s fairly normal like most people my age. I go home, grab some random thing from the fridge, maybe make a quick liquor drink and smoke some weed. Sit down in my computer chair, log into some post-Ventrilo voice chat server and bum around. Going back and forth between thumbing through Reddit, playing games and swiping right on everyone on my dating apps. But what happened last night was a little different. I was talking to this one woman about how similar she and I are, too many things in life to count. Mostly all of the bad stuff, how we tend to fuck up our relationships, how we often hurt those around us, oh here’s a good one…how even in the best relationships we sabotage them in the same way that we get driven full force into poorly chosen relationships. Oh, what a wonder it is. So I propose a meetup at a local bar to her, as with all of these types of situations I immediately doubt that she will show up (not that I’ve been stood up many times at all but more to the fact that I think the worst in all of us). She gets there and is mostly silent until her first drink. I am immediately happily surprised to see that this short skinny girl with a big bubble butt is actually quite attractive (her dimples were nearly too much), especially as I see a few women walk in before her alone that I thought were about to say my name and I would have to say….y….yes that’s me and sigh loudly in the back of my head.