[MF] She says she’s not into guys- then blows me in the car

A few weeks ago I went out clubbing. Nothing too unusual happened while I was in the club itself; just danced, flirted with some girls, and talked with some friends. By 2 AM I was starting to get a little tired so I politely declined a couple of invitations to after hours clubs and headed outside, prepared to head home, flop into bed, and get a solid night’s sleep. But as tends to happen, the universe had other ideas.

Right after I got outside, I locked eyes with this stunning blond. She was wearing tight pants (idk what to call them- not jeans but some kind of stretchy material, not yoga pants though) and a grey corset that showed off a delicious pair of large breasts, and blonde hair halfway down her back. She was also a little older- I’m going to guess like 40, albeit she wears it well enough that I didn’t notice it until a few minutes later. I said hi to her and she immediately came up to me and hugged me while rubbing her tits against my chest. I asked how her night was going, she said it was good and she was getting ready to go home.

[MF] Picked up a traveller in a San Francisco bar, tried to fuck her in public but…

This happened last summer, almost a year ago, but I still have a vivid memory of it just because the girl's attitude was so sexy. I was out at a bar with a couple of guy friends of mine, and IIRC it was a Saturday night, a little before midnight. I also didn't have any regular sex partners at the time, hadn't been laid in a few weeks and was feeling pretty horny.

My friends and I are were this bar having drinks and just getting caught up with each other. One of them really wanted to get laid so he was dancing and occasionally hitting on girls in the bar, while the other one was in a relationship and didn't give a shit. They were both urging me to talk to women, but I was feeling shy so I just chilled at the bar sipping my drink, figuring maybe I'd feel more social later in the night.