She [F] wanted anal but [M] my dick just wouldn’t fit

I have a pretty average length cock but it’s fairly girthy. I wouldn’t say absurdly girthy but thick enough that regular condoms feel like stretchy wrappers if I even try.

During a hookup with a tinder babe, she got a little wild after I ate her ass for a long time and asked me to stick my dick inside; I wanted to oblige because I’d fucked her sweet tight pussy raw till she couldn’t handle any tongue on it so I tried my best to ready her little rosebud apart for my cock. I did have lube as well but it doesn’t really stretch the butthole like training in advance does.

I wasn’t able to get my head inside and she kept muttering “I’ve had big dicks inside my ass before this is so strange”. I guess girth isn’t the same as length but we kept trying for a while and eventually I ended up bending her over doggy style and sliding my dick inside her pussy and keeping it there while inserting my finger inside her ass. She really enjoyed it and eventually thrusted back against me but very gently as opposed to the rough fucking just many minutes before.

The first time my long time red lipstick fetish was indulged in and I got edged into a cum fountain [MF]

I’d always hinted to my then girlfriend that red lipstick would always turn me on but it wasn’t really her style and while she did use makeup bright red lipstick wasn’t her thing. I honestly don’t know what gets me so excited about it but like all things you can’t really explain certain primal feelings.

Well fast forward to a period where we were apart for a month and horny as hell without any action, the dry spell was finally coming to an end as I was on my way to her place after getting back to town. As I entered her house she surprised me, being decked up in a beautiful red dress with her hair tied back highlighting her pretty face and surprisingly, her lips bright red with lipstick. Forget that I didn’t already have several mini boners on my way there I was now feeling severe resistance in my trousers along with eyeing her beautiful body, full and curvy with the dress draped along perfectly.

Without a word she leans me towards her and before we could even make out, she pulls me forward and yanks me to the couch with her weight. I yield of course and lean my weight forward to fall on the couch. At this point I really need my pants off so that I can breathe down there..