This story goes out to all the dudes who suck at sex. I’m one of you, and here’s my weird, strangely satisfying story about a time that I felt perfectly guilt-free about having bad sex.
This was from several years ago and is a super bizarre story but still strangely a turn on for me. I was probably 26 at the time. I haven’t told anyone this. It’s really embarrassing actually. (PS I’d love to hear more of your bad or embarrassing sex stories though.)
Anyway, I was at a bar watching music with some friends, and I notice this waitress keeps smiling at me throughout the night. She was ok looking. White, short, a little chubby for my tastes, but curvy in an OK way with a super cute face and a slutty smile. I’ll call her Jen. Oh right, I’m a skinny, kinda nerdy looking white guy. Lol.
So I chatted with Jen a couple times throughout the night as she brought drinks around about the music that was on, her recent graduation, plans for the weekend, our mutual plans to go to our respective homes and smoke some herb after the show. I’m pretty obvlivious. I thought that she was flirting with me but I wasn’t really sure. The uncertainty made me kind of nervous. But the look on her face and her body language made me think she was interested.