“I still want to know how our normal movie night turned into a ‘let’s watch porn on your laptop’ night?”
“You’re the one who couldn’t decide what movie to watch. And now here we are, in bed on a Tuesday night with popcorn, beer and my laptop loading porn in the background. Seems logical to me.” I stated as I set the big bowl of buttery popcorn on the bed, taking a piece and popping in my mouth, chewing it happily as I shrugged my shoulders at his question.
“It amazes me everyday that I’m dating someone like you.”
“Why? Because I’m a girl and I watch porn?”
“No, because I’m dating a girl who finds it perfectly normal to get into bed with her boyfriend and watch porn like they’re binging Netflix.”
“We could go in the living room and watch.”
“Clearly not the point.”
“Oh come on,” I scoffed, climbing up onto the king size bed and curling up into him. “You know you love it. Every guy secretly dreams of a girl that’s either okay with or indulges their ability to watch porn. Be excited you have a girlfriend that does exactly that.”