*I know what you’re gonna say: 36 and 24 isn’t the big of an age gap, but for me it was and it was hot. Not to say the 36 is old, though. All I’m saying is she has more life experience than me, and therefore is more sexually experienced than me, which is found extremely sexy.*
**ANYWAY:**
We met on a dating app (Hinge of all places. IKR). I was casually scrolling through profiles and saw this 36 year old curvy brunette. I thought what the hell and sent a like. Not more than an hour later I get a notification saying she not only matched with me, but she also sent the first message. She was very upfront about her not usually going for guys under 25, but was willing to make an exception. (I think I’m an ok looking guy) So far things were starting off very well. We started chatting as one usually does on these apps. She mentioned how she was looking for something super casual and made it very clear she about what she was looking for (spoiler alert: she was looking for dick). After we both stated our intentions we kept talking and we discovered we were really, really, REALLY close in proximity with each other. About two miles away to be exact. I told her this and she began to get super horny, as did I. She did mention she had her kid with her at the moment, but they would soon be getting picked up by their dad. That same day, she gave me her address, a time, and a requested kiss upon my arrival. We were off to the races.