She 23[F] said she would suck a dick for a shower 27[M] Me, not the shower

I got mentioned in a reply to a tweet about some girl saying asking if anyone had any running water and how she would suck a dick for a shower. Everyone’s power and water had been off, and my house would just mostly lose power for like two hours a day and then come back on. I’ve also had my water dripping just so the pipes wouldn’t freeze. My house also has like an add on bathroom with its own tankless water heater in it. It just takes a little bit to heat up. So I’ve had people sort of filtering in and out to use my stove or that shower. Then one of my friends who used it tagged me in the tweet of the girl saying she would suck a dick for a shower. I responded with “?” and then we followed each other and DM’d. She questioned if I did have a shower and everything. I assured her that I did, and I told her that she could just come over and use it and use whatever else she needed. She asked to FaceTime her just so she could confirm that I was me. She said she was way less nervous after seeing me. I gave her a little virtual tour of the bathroom and she was just laughing at everything I said. Then we hung up and messaged for a little more than an hour and she decided that I was cool enough and could be trusted to come over and use my shower.

[MF] My FWB Sucked My Dick on Christmas

Me: 6’5, short brown hair, green eyes, mustache with stubble, I am a white guy, and I’m in pretty good shape (My stomach is sort of toned so maybe above average. Unless I just have my standards really low for most guys) but when I’m not on my A game my tattoos on my stomach and chest can hide it because of how big they are. My tattoos. Not my stomach and chest. I’ve been told I have a nice jaw and big beautiful eyes with long lashes. I am 27.

Her: Maybe 5’10, long brown hair, brown eyes, she has olive skin, she is in great shape, she is pretty skinny, she has small but jiggly boobies, a nice round ass that is bigger than what you would think if you were looking at her from the front, and great thighs that I get to hold and squeeze. She has such a beautiful face and smile with sort of pouty lips. She also has really nice eyebrows. I don’t know why I love them so much, but they just really tie her face together and make it perfect. She’s just great. She is 23.

[MF] – Some Wholesome Fun

Me: 6’5, short brown hair, green eyes, mustache with stubble, I am a white guy, and I’m in pretty good shape (My stomach is sort of toned so maybe above average. Unless I just have my standards really low for most guys) but when I’m not on my A game my tattoos on my stomach and chest can hide it because of how big they are. My tattoos. Not my stomach and chest. I’ve been told I have a nice jaw and big beautiful eyes with long lashes. I am 27.

Her: Maybe 5’10, long brown hair, brown eyes, she has olive skin, she is in great shape, she is pretty skinny, she has small but jiggly boobies, a nice round ass that is bigger than what you would think if you were looking at her from the front, and great thighs that I get to hold and squeeze. She has such a beautiful face and smile with sort of pouty lips. She also has really nice eyebrows. I don’t know why I love them so much, but they just really tie her face together and make it perfect. She’s just great. She is 23.